MAH GURILLAZ OCs!!

Deez be mah Gurillaz OCS!1!
4 do5 hoo dunt kno, Gurilllaz is the bestes band eva!!11!! Dey mak da bes musik on da planet Earf. Fuk all dem poser band5 bitches!!111 Gurillaz gots sum bad a$$ musik yo!! Ch3ch them bitches 0ut or elz I w1ll send mah gard doggie snoop lion dog thingeh to yo howz an raep ya in tha fukkin b00ty!!!

Enyw3y, da green haired faggit ya see iz mah OC 3D. I naemed him dat cuz he gots tha 3D b00t yo! An he leiks his bitch3s to hav da 3D b00teh too. He's 2D's log lost daddeh bruver cousin pet nephew person. AND NUUU BITCHES YOU CUNT HAV HIM HE MINE!!11! D:<

He waz raeped wen he waz 1 day old by ev3ry boby in hiz howz an az a rezult he gots tha munsta dick yo! Leik relly, hiz cock is 123,456,789 inchez lung!!!1!! He be a faggit, bud he ges raeped by dem fangurllin bitchez thinkin he 2D an shit,. soz I gez he bi cuz he kinda be leikin et an he end up cumin. He sing leik an agel!! Weeey bettah den dat faggit 2D!!! Lik I sed erlier, he gez raeped alot cuz he so fukin fine1!! Bud he leik otha faggits to cum in hiz a$$. Dey wunt lit hem top cuz hez dick too big. He leiks to fuk da tacoes I cuuk 4 hem cuz he sed they be hot an shizz. He smart az h3ll cuz he cun leik see da futuer an shit. He's fukin purfecto1!!! Dispite how he git raeped, erbody still luv hiz gey a$$ an dey evin worship dat ass11! I meen, its fukin HEUGE!!!!11!! H eplay da guitah an da peano an shit cuz he a musical geenez! He speak 1,979 difrent languagez cuz he smart. He smoke dat gud kush an drinks tha guud alcohall yo!! He an alien frum da planet MerrehSueville, nd he kno how ta twerk cuz twerkin iz in nao!1 He iz sinqle, nd if yo biitch a$$ try ta raep hem I swear ta Godd ill find yhuu nd raep ya wit mah 13 inch dildo!!111! Enehwey, he 10 ft 35 inches so he tall az fuk mane! Bhud cuz he got a hump n hiz back he 6 ft 4 inchez.

Tha otha OC is Spaghetti nd she a midget. She 983,785,439 yeerz yung, bhud she luk leik she 10. She a polish fukin, Asian ho man! She fukked all da people in ha cuntrii nd she be raepin folks. Iz probubly cuz she wuz molested by a 884 ft bear nd he mad ha suk him off til he came n ha mouf 4 a ower straight nd made ha swalla evry bit ov et. She shat out Russel nd made him ha bitch. Bhud he akshully ha neice nd they dunt caree if dey related tha sex iz gud nd they had 50 kidz at wonz nd they all died bud tha 1 that wuz a pizza bud Russel fat a$$ aet et nd den day browk up nd he got wit dat fat bitch Cherry, da singa o Studio Killerz. Spaghetti got mad cuz Cherry ha smoke buddy/ sista/ fuck buddy nd she n luv wit ha. Ha, Cherry, nd Jenny had a 5some 109,283 timez nd Spaghetti aint got ova dat. She got deprezzed nd killed haself 45 timez, and she came back each time. She tried runnin awey frum haself bud haself fallowed ha evry time so she had a orgy wit haself that had Lil Wayne nd Kelly Rowlend nd a hillbilly. She caught Allegra-gona-sypha-aids nd started coffin nd yellow pollen came out ha nose, eyes, mouf, nd pussy hole cuz shee git round leik dat.

Some ppl sey I draw leik Jamie Hewlett. BITCHEZ I DUNT!!11! I TAUGHT HEM HOW TA DRAW WEN HE CAME OVA MAH HOUSE AND FUKKED MAH KITTY KAT DAMON. IF ENEH OV YA PREPZ SEY I DRAW LIEK HEM I WILL SKULLFUK YEW IN YA SLEEP!!! ND DUNT TRY TA SEY DEY MARREH SUEZ EETHER!1!

I hopeee yhuu leik mah OCz bitchnachos.